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You know you're a child of the 80's if.....
(80's info click HERE) · You remember Don Johnson when he was "cool." · You know who shot J.R.
· You practice getting in and out of your car through the windows.
· You owned at least one skinny leather tie.
· Your first Walkman weighed 10 pounds and was the size of a brick.
· You wore L.A. Gear tennis shoes.
· You know the meaning of Wax on/Wax Off.
· You're always "in the mood for dancing."
· You can "See Better" with sunglasses that have paint splattered all over the lenses. · You can feel St. Elmo's fire burnin' in you.
· You need a shopping cart to carry your personal stereo with you.
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· You wore lace gloves with the fingers cut off, bangle bracelets up to your elbows, bright red Reebok high tops and parachute pants to a school dance.
· You're still bitter that WHAM broke up. · You know whose phone number is 867-5309.
· You drink Diet Coke because Max Headroom told you to.
· You still watch things on Beta tapes.
· You have the tendency to turn up the collar of your polo shirts.
· You never go out for a night on the town without frosted blue eyeshadow and feathered bangs. · Everything in your wardrobe is either pastel or fluorescent.
· People are constantly gagging you with spoons. · You know all the words to "I'm just a bill, sitting up on Capitol Hill" and "School House Rock." · The feeling in your thumb is only now just returning after holding down the Atari joystick to control the racecar in Enduro Racer. |
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· You remember "Dancin' to a Big Mac at McDonalds!"
· You know who played Magnum P.I.
· One Phrase, "The Plane, The Plane."
· You can name at least three members of the Brat Pack.
· You still think banana clips were a godsend.
· You still wear Wet n' Wild makeup.
· Your idea of hi-tech toys is still the heat-sensitive color-changing sticker on Transformers. · You remember Bruce Willis from Moonlighting, not Die Hard.
· You still wear your "Members Only" jacket. · You still have a couple of those barettes made of woven ribbons.
· You had snap bracelets.
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· You went out and purchased the sound track for 'Miami Vice'.
· You remember the magazines of song lyrics.
· You think Hulk Hogan is the best wrestler of all time.
· The best non-slasher movie in your opinion is An American Werewolf In London. · Two words: The Clapper.
· Six words: "This is your brain on drugs."
· You want to live in 'the Valley'.
· Ferris Bueller was your idol.
· You watched 'Star Search' on a regular basis.
· Every now and then, you blurt out: "Ooh noo, Mr. Bill!!!"
· You had an entire wardrobe of Esprit clothing (or coveted one.)
· You know the words to the "Oscar Mayer" theme songs.
· Your bangs are teased perfectly to 7 inches above the rest of your hair. · You have multi-colored earrings that touch your shoulders.
· You played Upwords, Boggle or Trivial Pursuit (the original) on a rainy afternoon. |
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· You still can't believe that Milli Vanilli was deceiving you all that time
· You can sing all the words to "One Night in Bangkok" by Murray Head, and now you understand that it is about chess. · You still wear a bandana tied around your leg and/or a ponytail off-center on the side of your head. · You know who Martha Quinn is.
· You still carry your boom box on your shoulder.
· You think David Hasselhoff was awesome in Knight Rider but sucks in "Boob Watch." · When you saw luging at the Winter Olympics you poured water down your driveway and tried it yourself. · A piece of folded paper and two hands could tell your fortune.
· You think knickers and leg warmers were cool.
· You ever wanted to learn to play "Stairway to Heaven" on the guitar and choreographed "Dancing Queen" by yourself in your room. · You had ringside seats for Luke and Laura's wedding.
· You ever had a Dorothy Hammill haircut.
· You thought a Commodore 64 was the highest technology available.
· You wanted to be "The Hulk" for halloween.
· You want to be "Where Everybody Knows Your Name."
· 'A Different World' kicked butt.
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· You remember when Pee-Wee wasn't a pervert.
· You had had five pairs of socks on at any given time.
· You still think Donkey Kong can beat Mario up.
· You still have your scratch-n-sniff sticker collection.
· You remember when you heard that drinking soda and eating Pop Rocks would make your stomach explode. · You ever used Lee Press-On Nails.
· You owned jelly shoes.
· You still play with that CASIO SK-1 Keyboard.
· You're still hoping for a New Kids on the Block reunion tou.r
· You still argue over who was better: Tiffany or Debbie Gibson.
· Every time you hear the "OH YEAH..." song you think of "Ferris Bueller's Day Off." · You still watch tapes of Stingray, McGyver, and Airwolf.
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· You remember what Michael Jackson looked like before the surgery.
· You go rollerskating every Friday night (not to skate, but to 'hang out'). · You still want to take Karate...(after you move to California).
· You watch NYPD Blue thinking, "Well, they're no Crockett and Tubbs, that's for sure." · "Outrageous!" is the term to describe something neat and cool. · You think that Garbage Pail Kids are your children's worst enemy.
· You had a poster of Bo, Luke & Daisy Duke.
· There was nothing to question about Bert n' Ernie living together.
· The phrase "Where's the beef?" still doubles you over with laughter. |